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"What else would I be here for? To illegally enter the premises, of course."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Haruhi Suzumiya
"Have you ever realized how insignificant your existence is on the planet?"
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Haruhi Suzumiya
"Real GAY will not be swayed no matter how cute a girl is. Please remember this: out of a hundred men... five are GAY."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"I didn't abduct her. It was voluntary arrest."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Haruhi Suzumiya
"There's something wrong with people who seek reality in fiction."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"*to Haruhi* Are you a moron?"
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"*mockingly* That's amazing, Mikuru! We're counting on you! The Earth is in your-- *breaks into uncontrollable and hysterical laughter*"
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Tsuruya
"Well, I don't think we can deny the distinct possibility that the world we are in now was freshly created, by Her, last night! In any case, it's an honor to meet you and Miss Suzumiya again. *laughing softly* Be seeing you after class!"
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Itsuki Koizumi
"You can't do anything about what doesn't exist. In the end, humans have to settle for what's in front of them."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"A picture of you sleeping with a stupid look on your face totally oblivious to the dangers of this trip serves as a warning to future generations!"
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Haruhi Suzumiya

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"I mean, think about it. If someone pointed to a classmate of yours and asked you what they meant to you, how would you answer? What would you say?"
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"Remote islands are all about strange incidents, right?"
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Haruhi Suzumiya
"I didn't abduct her. It was voluntary arrest."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Haruhi Suzumiya
"Each person has his or her own way of having fun."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Itsuki Koizumi
"Actually... Ponytails turn me on... that ponytail you had back then, it looked so good it was criminal!"
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"*commenting on Haruhi's naming of the SOS brigade* Haruhi's incomprehensible words settled the matter. Oh, joy. Just do whatever you want."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"I can't take you seriously when you're dressed like that! I'm sorry, Mikuru, but I'm being controlled by the alien right now. Here goes nothing!"
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Tsuruya
"If your face gets any closer, someone who isn't supposed to be in this scene is going to come over there and kick your ass!"
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"*referring to Haruhi* It would appear that she views guys on the same level as potatoes."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"*mockingly* That's amazing, Mikuru! We're counting on you! The Earth is in your-- *breaks into uncontrollable and hysterical laughter*"
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Tsuruya
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