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"And without any buildup or fanfare, we now see Nagato Yuki. Even if she were ordinary, she sure doesn't look like a normal person and naturally, she was actually an evil magician. And an alien on top of that."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"Don't use a serious tone. Don't breathe on me. Your face is too close. Freaking me out."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"I mean, think about it. If someone pointed to a classmate of yours and asked you what they meant to you, how would you answer? What would you say?"
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"What is a glasses man?"
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Yuki Nagato
"*commenting on Haruhi's naming of the SOS brigade* Haruhi's incomprehensible words settled the matter. Oh, joy. Just do whatever you want."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"*to Haruhi* Are you a moron?"
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"*referring to Haruhi* It would appear that she views guys on the same level as potatoes."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"Emblem? Looks like a grumbling, drunken tapeworm to me."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"*thinking* Normally, one would call an ambulance or ask for help from one of the nearby residents, but this particular boy decided to carry the unconscious, innocent girl... and where the hell are you taking her, bastard?"
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"Real GAY will not be swayed no matter how cute a girl is. Please remember this: out of a hundred men... five are GAY."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon

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"What else would I be here for? To illegally enter the premises, of course."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Haruhi Suzumiya
"Real GAY will not be swayed no matter how cute a girl is. Please remember this: out of a hundred men... five are GAY."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"Every school story has to have a maid character!"
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Haruhi Suzumiya
"A picture of you sleeping with a stupid look on your face totally oblivious to the dangers of this trip serves as a warning to future generations!"
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Haruhi Suzumiya
"I'll back off for now. Next time I won't hesitate to destroy you. Take this time to make your tombstone..."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Yuki Nagato
"The Santa that showed up at my Kindergarden Christmas festival? I knew he was fake. And I never saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, either. But I have to say, even as a little kid I knew better to believe in some old man who worked only one day a year."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"I had a dream where I fell into a surreal world with a girl I knew, and then ended up kissing her! A dream so easy to understand that even Sigmund Freud would laugh out loud."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"*to Haruhi* I'm begging you. Establish the context before you start talking."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Kyon
"Problems that cannot be solved do not exist in this world."
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Yuki Nagato
"Well, I don't think we can deny the distinct possibility that the world we are in now was freshly created, by Her, last night! In any case, it's an honor to meet you and Miss Suzumiya again. *laughing softly* Be seeing you after class!"
From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - By Itsuki Koizumi
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